Hello sweetie and happy Holo Humpday! I’m so excited to share this one with you, primarily because it’s one of the most amazingly named polishes I own. SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER! I mean, how could you not love that?! Plus, it’s a pretty polish too 🙂
Philly Loves Lacquer Smelly Pirate Hooker
Smelly Pirate Hooker is (obviously) an homage to Anchorman, and it’s a part of a monthly collaboration between Philly Loves Lacquer and Mishka of Accio Lacquer. It’s also one of my favorite insults! And sidenote – I love reading Accio Lacquer’s posts… she’s a super fan of everything nerdy, which makes me so very happy. Because I’m a nerd. Obviously.
Philly Loves Lacquer Smelly Pirate Hooker
The second picture is more color accurate than the first. My camera hates these coral/ pinky shades and really wanted to change this polish to a neon. In real life, it’s a medium shade of coral-pink with a very subtle scattered holo and some golden shimmer. It reminds me of fruit punch! Like a slightly darker version of the pink Starburst.
Closeup of PhLL Smelly Pirate Hooker
I love this polish! The name is amazing, the color is gorgeous, the formula is perfect, AND it’s holo! This polish wins on all accounts! And c’mon, who doesn’t want to yell out “SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER” when someone asks you what you have on your nails?
I think the polish is currently out of stock on the PhLL site, but if you can find it or if it’s restocked – you need it!
What do you think? Are you excited for brighter colors to emerge in the spring and summer polish collections? I could use some bright when it’s this cold and grey!
Doctor Crafty 
How pretty!
Thank you! 🙂
That name is FANTASTIC and this polish is gorgeous. I keep telling myself I need to stop buying polishes just because I like the name, but this is outstanding! Dollish Polish is another manufacturer that does great names. They just released a Pulp Fiction-inspired line, so you can imagine the names that are coming out of that!
I’m a sucker for a well-named polish! I LOVE Pulp Fiction! I hope the polishes are as awesome as the movie 🙂
I’m dying over here over the name bahaha too funny! It’s a beautiful color and like you said, reminds me of fruit punch!
That’s totally how I felt! The minute I saw the name, I HAD to have it! And it was just a bonus that it’s so pretty 🙂
I’ve got pink holos, I’ve got red holos but not coral ones. One for the wishlist methinks.
Yes! You need a good coral holo! This one should definitely go on the wishlist 🙂
I have a row of polishes I own just for the name and this one might earn a place! Fabulous swatches, lady.
Thanks so much!! I buy so many polishes just for the name, and I’m just thrilled when they’re also gorgeous 🙂
This is beautiful and the name is killing me! LOL!
Thank you! The name is amazing 🙂
The name of this polish is awesome! And it’s pretty too!
Best of both worlds right? 🙂
How’s not to love a coral holo? It’s gorgeous!
I know right?! Coral is beautiful, and holos are the tits… you can’t go wrong!
This one looks so beautiful and that name lol I placed my very first order with PhLL this week and cannot wait for it to come in.
I hope you like your new PhLLs! I need to get my hands on more 🙂
This is absolutely beautiful!
Thank you 🙂
Shades like these always remind me of summer! And who doesn’t like summer ♥?
Yes! If the outside doesn’t match, put some summer on your nails 🙂
This is a beautiful color!! The name is fantastic too!
Thank you! I love both the polish and the name so much 🙂
I cant wait for warmer weather, I’ve already broken out my brighter colors hoping to nudge mother nature along.
Same here! Maybe by wearing all these springy colors, we can trick Mother Nature into bending to our will 🙂